philadelephant:

bitch the fuck you mean “nevermind” i paused my music for you

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Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

cordialarchitect:

terradatassup:

reblogthings:

image

Is that a dishwasher?

no, that’s just an xbox one. it just looks a bit funny. must be customized…

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corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

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nice-wig-janis:

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

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slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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poryqon:


My aunt spent $15 on a piece of butter shaped like a turkey and we were all making fun of it so much she cried


barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

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p-eterquill:

little-literature:

Miniature Books by Little Literature


deerhoof:

nosdrinker:

WHY WPULD YOU DRAFT A TACKLE WHEN YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A QUARTERBACK I HATE THIS TEAM

i too hate this team. they are doing the sports all wrong. look at that ball! pass it? don’t touch it with your feet or hands. come on. let’s go team

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cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

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