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thug-shinji:

Don’t want none unless you got buns hun
- Gendo Ikari


gay8:

there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via humoristics)


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benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

image

hello ladies

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pussyrights:

every time i see this i think to myself that the best cosplay in history was made unintentionally


narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via orgasmic-humor)


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obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.
kimkanyekimye:

When your side chick tries to take a picture with you…

tastefullyoffensive:

#sonjokes [mrlovenstein]

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dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

(via orgasmic-humor)


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saintlxurent:

Lorde is literally a dark pale blog in human form

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vinegod:

When you don’t buy a drink at a lemonade stand by David Lopez

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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